Male privilege is oversexualizing a normal part of a woman’s body to the point where she is punished for wearing a pair of shorts at school. They are legs and they get me where I need to go. I don’t “display” them for your enjoyment, I just made a mistake by assuming that partially exposing an appropriate part of my body on an 80 degree day wouldn’t land me in detention.
THE FUCKING TRUTH BEHIND THIS HURTS.
1. Wear your motherfucking best clothes - it shows the actors that you think their performance is worth dressing up for.
2. Shut the fuck up - don’t fucking open that hole on your face while the show is taking place.
3. Put your motherfucking cell phone away - that’s fucking rude and I really shouldn’t have to explain why.
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents